Pete Davidson and his pal Machine Gun Kelly are talking about the potential elephant in the room — namely how they landed smoke show GFs — and they’re doing it in their undies.
The duo stripped down Monday night during a takeover of Calvin Klein’s IG live — Pete’s got a deal with CK — and the buddies, who are famously dating Kim Kardashian and Megan Fox, brought penis jokes a plenty.
While still fully clothed, PD joked he’d have been willing to kiss MGK on cam or even touch penises if CK upped the budget for their appearance — and then they decided to flash their tightie whiteys.
After dropping trou, Pete checked out MGK’s manhood and remarked, “Nice stuff, by the way, I get it now. Good for you. Good for you, dog.” Kelly replied, “I would’ve put an extra 2 socks in there and blew the world’s mind.”
Pete was more self-deprecating, saying … “I’m not really a grower or a shower. It’s actually the same small and hard. It’s actually a scientific wonder.”
Of course, the buddies are leaning into what everyone’s been buzzing about — how Pete, in particular, has hooked up with not only Kim, but Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Kai Gerber.
Ariana’s famously made very flattering comments re: Pete’s manhood … and last night, MGK said Pete’s name is now synonymous with BDE. Pete sheepishly said, “That’s insanely embarrassing, but it’s true.”
Sorry, Pete … nobody’s buying that from the guy dating Kim K.